kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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