Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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