i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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