Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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