spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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