Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize