Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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