I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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