he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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