is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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