My room smells like vodka and shame
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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