how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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