She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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