her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he was CRYING into my vagina
why do cheetos always look like penises
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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