redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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