Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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