therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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