Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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