two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Everything about him screamed your future.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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