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I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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