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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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