nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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