so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
