She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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