3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I queefed so loud it echoed.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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