Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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