Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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