i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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