i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
