google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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