Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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