she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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