I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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