Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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