She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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