What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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