I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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