I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize
