We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
