its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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