it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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