dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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