I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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