i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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