how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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