All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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