On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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