Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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