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Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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