I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Randomize
