So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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