Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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