Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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