She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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