dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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