come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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